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Author Topic: If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid...  (Read 1712 times)

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« on: August 12, 2014, 11:47:49 PM »

We've all seen the movies, good guy(s) have about had it, everything's gone south, when suddenly; the dumbest plan of all time saves the day. I've come up with really bad plans, most have failed, but about ten worked, and three of those continue to work. So I want to hear from you wonderful players, human and zombie alike, what moronic plans have sprouted the most tremendous victories. Format should closely resemble the following:

Human (Team you were playing on)
Fall (Season playing)
Metal Gear Foliage (Plan name, optional)
(What you did)
A group of humans and I made a domeish shape out of cardboard and duct tape, smeared super glue all over the shell, and threw leaves all over the dome. This process was repeated for at least five more layers. We then cut away a small window near the bottom only an inch high and three inches wide, slightly hidden by leaves. We put our smallest human in the dome and had him stand below an oak tree (where we got the fallen leaves) and we had him use his blowgun on zeds in an open field for half an hour until he ran out of ammunition. Eversince we've called that player Snake; it got to the point where we give him a grey headband to wear when he's a human. If you knew about the dome, it was plain as day to see, but we asked some zombies after the game if they noticed the dome, and they all said that they didn't suspect a thing, and the only reason why they knew it was a nerf blaster was from the stefans than bounced off of them.


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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2014, 07:35:09 AM »

IIRC, there was one game where the zombies had given up trying to work out how to tag humans. So we decided we were going to drain the humans of their darts first and then tag them. How did we do that? Zombies formed a long line and executed the "conveyor belt plan". It succeeded in getting the humans to unload some clips, resulting in many tags later.

Primary: Elite Rayven - Bella
Secondary: Sweet Revenge/SideStrike
Darts, darts and even more darts.

Armoury: Sonic Longstrike w/ OMW Polycarb., 5kg Spring, Xplorer Rapid-fire Grip - Sasha
Zombie Role: Scout (Diversion)

Why Deathwish? Not a clue.
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