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Author Topic: Simulated Congress infested by zombies!  (Read 1599 times)
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« on: March 31, 2011, 02:12:12 AM »

Funny story:

One of our moderators is currently doing a week-long simulated congress at one of our consortium schools. This evening I got a call from him that went something like this:

Miles: "Steve! We need your help! a zombie outbreak has occurred in California and we need to protect the president! Bring as many people as you can!"

Thankfully the rest of the moderating team had already heard about it so I called a couple of squadmates and we rolled up to the mock congress, where we were met with a hero's welcome and all got awarded the medal of honor. Oh, and we got to escort the president to an underground bunker. And by we I mean LimeyMan. We even got interviewed by the "press" where I was quoted as saying that zombies were Un-American and it was our duty to eliminate them from within our borders.

There are rumors that the zombie infection might spark again tomorrow night, and we are tempted to get some of our hardcore zeds decked out in fake blood to scare the shit out of everyone.

Steve Jaworski
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 04:23:36 PM »


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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2011, 06:26:35 PM »

For some reason this reminds me of that game where you call out a random person, yell "protect the President!" and dog-pile them.

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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2011, 01:52:53 AM »

Did the zombies pull funding for public radio?

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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2011, 01:57:11 AM »

I would imagine zombies wouldn't. 'Wait Wait Don't Tell Me' leads to larger and tastier brains to eat.

Plus, they found a really sweat abandoned 78' Chevy Impala and are having problems starting it up. They don't know if they need a new transmission or if the radiator is blown, so without Car Talk they're fucked.
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