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HouseStark

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« on: February 24, 2011, 02:00:47 PM »

Zombies ... today is your day ... to ruin yourselves trying to get me.
This is my personal challenge to you.
Come get me.

Here's my schedule.
10:00-10:50 Seaver 103

1:15-2:30 Carnegie

2:45-4:00 Hahn

The rest of the time, I moving between these locations and my room, The Fortress of Champions, in the Blaisement. 

You'll know me.  If I see you, I will charge you with a cry of "LEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!"
or perhaps ...
"BIT BY BIT PRIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!"

if you suddenly appear in number, I will kite you until you know how a Pantheon chasing an Ashe feels in League of Legends.

Come get me ... I dare you.

Thomas "HouseStark" Mooney-Myers
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Can a man be brave when he is afraid?

That is the only time he can be brave.
EikoCarol


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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 02:09:16 PM »

Uh, Pantheon doesn't CHASE Ashe. He jumps on her like A MAN SENT FROM THE SKY TO BRING ON THE WRATH WITH HIS VERY POINTY STICK.

But if you REALLY want to talk about kiting, lizard-buff Ezreal says hi.

(And seriously, zombies, step it up!)
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CuteKittenMeow

NEVER NOT HUMAN!

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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 02:12:14 PM »

NERDS!!!  (Urgot for the win)
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EikoCarol


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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 02:20:28 PM »

Durgot knows no fear. And is kind of a zombie...
Oh man, if there was a special infected with range, we'd all be so fucked.
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HouseStark

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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 02:23:12 PM »

I wouldn't know how it feels to be kited ... I play Olaf and his ultimate+ghost is fantastic
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 02:28:25 PM »

Bro!
I miss playing Brolaf, but he's by no means unkitable. A good Kassadin will really ruin your day.

(I quit LoL about 6 weeks back, it was kinda-sorta ruining my life.)
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 04:02:35 PM »

I second Thomas's challenge.  I just walked from my room to oldenborg, to the yoda hut via seaver theater, the tennis complex, the pool complex, eversole courtyard, walker wall/beach, and through cmc north quad length wise....


...All in go...


...And didn't see a zombie.  Where yo game at?  And please, at least send your best.  That is, make Hale Shaw's mission to tag me.


James "I want to be a zombie if it'll speed this game up" Muller

Post Merge: February 24, 2011, 09:44:50 PM
Well, this is embarrassing.

I may be horde now, but let me tell you how it came about.  This afternoon, I contacted Hale Shaw expressing my disgust at the zombie incompetence.  Seeing him across from the Coop at approximately 3:45pm, I grabbed my Stampede and charged he and his 7 zed friends, firing from the hip as I went, driving zed before me like there was nothing to it.  Even Shaw retreated a few steps in the face of my prowess.  This resulted in my tag, and thus conversion to the horde.

My point is this: I challenged the zed today, as did Thomas Mooney Myers.  Thomas, to the best of my knowledge, is still alive, and I only turned because of a (dare I say intentional?) suicide charge.  Thus, let us zed now actually step our game up, and make HvZ the fantastic game it is meant to be.

Lovingly signed,

James Muller
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Ozymandias
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I met a survivor from Zombieland...

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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2011, 04:19:01 AM »

A piece of advice: start a phone tree to harness the power of the zombie hivemind.
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