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USF_Rattler

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« on: October 20, 2011, 04:49:53 PM »

Just for fun I started doing parodies of "99 problems" (thank you battlefield 3), just wanted to see what others could come up with.


If you're having zombie problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but the dead ain't one.

If you're having blaster problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a jam ain't one.

If you're having team problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems by my squad ain't one.
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Ranger the F*** UP!

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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2011, 10:24:39 AM »

If you're having ammo problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and my darts ain't one.
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2011, 12:14:54 PM »

After last night:

If you're having player problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but an Airsoft Rifle ain't one.
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Sixth Kira

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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2011, 04:33:06 PM »

After last night:

If you're having player problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but an Airsoft Rifle ain't one.

WUT.

This sounds like something hilarious...
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"all of them"
torukmakto4

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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2011, 05:52:22 PM »

He posted in the human tactics thread a while ago, mentioning an illegal airsoft gun showing up at a game.
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CT-2406
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Sixth Kira

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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2011, 06:36:39 PM »

Ah, yes, sorry. I saw that afterwards *hits head on desk due to stupidity*

Also...

If you're having cowardice problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems but my squad's balls ain't one.
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"Sir, how many darts does this blaster fire per second?"

"all of them"
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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2011, 06:39:04 PM »

If you're having police problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a bomb scare ain't one.
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2011, 07:07:17 PM »

If you're having jamming problems, I feel bad for you son.  I got 99 problems, but my Longshot/socks/blowgun ain't one.
Or
If you're having ninja problems, I feel bad for you son.  I got 99 problems, but my socks ain't one.  Two?  Which would it be?
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2011, 07:38:28 PM »

If you're having range problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but my Titan ain't one.

If you're having feed problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but my mags ain't one.

If you're having Streamline problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but my stefans ain't one.

If you're having ROF problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but my Swarmy ain't one.
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CT-2406
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owyn_merrilin


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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2011, 03:21:43 PM »

In response to the invasion of our groups by Sigma Chi,

If you're havin' Greek problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a frat ain't one.
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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2011, 03:48:04 PM »

Oh hell yes! I nominate this as thread of the month!
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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2011, 05:10:17 PM »

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In response to the invasion of our groups by Sigma Chi,

If you're havin' Greek problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a frat ain't one.

I dunno what it is about frats, but at RIT a lot of them seem to really enjoy screwing with the game however they can.

And so my post stays on topic:
If you're havin' sidearm problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my 'Cade ain't one.
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"Sir, how many darts does this blaster fire per second?"

"all of them"
catbarf


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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2011, 12:51:03 AM »

If you're having courage problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my aggression ain't one.
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2011, 03:21:08 AM »

If you're having player problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems, but a douche ain't one.
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2011, 03:42:28 PM »

If you're having police problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a cop ain't one. (Hopefully not anymore)
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